Hooks, not hopes
Power userWriting "please ALWAYS run the tests" in CLAUDE.md and praying
A PostToolUse hook that runs them every single time
Original memes with real lessons hidden inside. Share them with the team; the link under each one explains the joke properly.
Writing "please ALWAYS run the tests" in CLAUDE.md and praying
A PostToolUse hook that runs them every single time
Copy-pasting code from a chatbot
Asking Claude Code to fix it
Plan mode first, then fix it
Subagents reviewing each other while you make a cup of tea
Me, three hours into the same session:
"Why is Claude forgetting what we agreed earlier?"
The context window: π«
Running --dangerously-skip-permissions on the production server
This is fine.
The agent stops when the work is done
if "I'm done" in response.text: break
Check stop_reason, you absolute legend.
Giving one agent 18 tools "just in case"
4 or 5 tools, scoped to the job it does
Me: puts the team coding standards in ~/.claude/CLAUDE.md
The new starter's Claude:
"What standards?" π€·
Ctrl+Z, furiously
Esc to stop Claude mid-edit
Esc Esc to rewind the conversation
Committing before every big change like a responsible adult
Me: "Quick question about one function"
Claude Code:
*reads 47 files to be thorough* π
The CI job, waiting for interactive input since Tuesday
Forgot the -p flag.
Escalating because the customer used three exclamation marks
Escalating because the customer asked for a human
I'll have a quick look at Claude Code this weekend
Built three internal tools, automated invoicing, forgot to eat lunch
Welcome. You live here now.
Pasting the API key straight into .mcp.json and committing it
${GITHUB_TOKEN} in .mcp.json, real value in your own environment
You: "I need this for the pre-merge check right now"
Message Batches API:
"I'll get back to you within 24 hours, babe" π